No pictures here as I have no doubt that this poll would be collapsed as too explicit. Still the question is simple and stands as such. As for me, I have penis and am glad that I do. I would not trade it for a vagina. It has been my best friend for too many years to desert it, even though it has pissed me off by having a mind of it's own on way too many occasions and has gotten me into trouble more times then I can count.

Any man who says that his penis has not had, at least sometimes, a mind of it's own and that it seemed to be a separate and nearly uncontrollable creature from himself, is lying. Men look at their penis as a separate attachment to their body, as a separate being. As something that they live with, but never fully trust to act well. It's (and I am not kidding) like having a pet that occasionally is very disobedient. When we are in the control of testosterone we speak to it as if it is a separate living being too.

That said, if I had been born with a vagina then I would still prefer having sex with someone with a vagina then with someone with a penis. Though I freely admit that attitude may be just a function of hormones.

So tell me my children, which would you rather have? A penis or a vagina?